bombdiggity

First name Calvin, last name Nguyen. I'm 100% vietnamese. Born and raised in Canada. I'm a hilarious motherfucker and I really do enjoy food. I can be found down in Vancouver, BC. My age doesn't really concern you, but you could guess if you'd like. Receiving my education here at SCTS. I'm quite friendly and very outgoing. My special day is June 21st. I'm 100% straight. If you're lost, you could hit that follow button and I'll take you on a magical journey. ;)  Mesmerized soul(s)

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

• Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
• Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
• Doctor: Denise.
• Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
• Doctor: Denephew.

84,570 notes // February25th 2012 // 15:48
reblogged from melanieho
originally posted by ohheyitspaulene