February 2012
gallazanato0or:
lex-salvatore:
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new sex position
ayegtfohoe:
it’s called the wild bull.
put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k
LOL.
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
lourdes-flower-bomb:
theellsecrets:
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